Gamer, wannabe writer, procrastinator, moron, self-proclaimed Master of the Universe.

Gaming, pugs, memes, music, surrealism, satire, douchebaggery, stupidity, horror, cats, food, YouTube, fanboying, violence, nerdy stuff, stuff I find funny, stuff I find pretty, stuff I can't afford, stuff nobody cares about, stuff in general, indie stuff, stuffy stuff, plus some more stuff. Lots of inaproppriate content and jokes offensive in the extreme, sometimes even in Polish. Expect no trigger warnings.


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I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. Smh. That’s how I know I am.

where are the notes

we fucking broke it, guys


I’ve been watching a lot of Tobuscus and Markiplier lately and can you imagine the shenanigans between the two if Amnesia was a Co-op game???! Look at the lil cuties CB




It doesn’t exist. At all. Everything you’ve heard about it? It’s the bullshiest of bullshit (you probably heard about it on the internet anyway) Don’t even try to look up on the internet for it. Give up. Eric Harris never had the skills to achieve the kind of architecture and planning…