Gamer, wannabe writer, procrastinator, pirate, ninja, moron, alocaust, self-proclaimed Master of the Universe. Vintage of 1993.
Modern gaming, retro gaming, pugs, memes, music, surrealism, satire, douchebaggery, stupidity, horror, cats, food, YouTube, fanboying, violence, nerdy stuff, stuff I find funny, stuff I find pretty, stuff I can't afford, stuff nobody cares about, stuff in general, indie stuff, stuffy stuff, plus some more stuff. Lots of inaproppriate content and jokes offensive in the extreme, sometimes even in Polish. Expect a lot of heilifaen and no trigger warnings.
My favorite thing about Symphony of the Night is the way Alucard moves like a senior citizen trying to power walk away from old age.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes