Gamer, wannabe writer, procrastinator, pirate, ninja, moron, alocaust, self-proclaimed Master of the Universe. Vintage of 1993.

Modern gaming, retro gaming, pugs, memes, music, surrealism, satire, douchebaggery, stupidity, horror, cats, food, YouTube, fanboying, violence, nerdy stuff, stuff I find funny, stuff I find pretty, stuff I can't afford, stuff nobody cares about, stuff in general, indie stuff, stuffy stuff, plus some more stuff. Lots of inaproppriate content and jokes offensive in the extreme, sometimes even in Polish. Expect a lot of heilifaen and no trigger warnings.

 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

My favorite thing about Symphony of the Night is the way Alucard moves like a senior citizen trying to power walk away from old age.

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lugialv100:

The Belmont strut.

And the Alucard Back-dashing-is-actually-faster-than-walking slide.

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past

eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past

perhaps

a link to his past

(Źródło: giritina)

heathenfairytale:

voiceofnature:

Illustrations from the book Nordic Creatures / Nordiska väsen by Johan Egerkrans. From top these creatures are called Askefroa, Källrå and Näcken.

I have this book, its amazing!

battybeka:

"Bisexuals always end up picking a side"
Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes

ign0rant-bliss:

takingshotswithjustinbieber:

freewriterandnaturelover:

eversolightly:

There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!

The Last Bookstore
Los Angeles, California

This place is on my bucket list to visit.

this is the only place i buy books from anymore ((and im going there tomorrow i need some new trashy romance novels)))

cool fact: up on the second floor, 1 book only costs $1. and the amount of cool books up there is endlessssss. so if you have $5 to spend well lucky you

this place is literally beautiful.

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

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